five fictional characters that I would 'do'

in no particular order except No.1 which is my No.1:

1) Heathcliff, from the book, without a shadow of a doubt. Nobody's idea of him but mine - forget all those namby pamby interpretations. Ralph Fiennes just wasn't heathen enough, Timothy Dalton; nothing to be said, Laurence Olivier was more like a girly gruff. I like my Heathcliff rough.

2) Gary Oldman as Dracula (young, not the crusty version) in Bram Stokers Dracula. Mmmmm.

3) Jean Reno as Leon. Something about the way he is so stealthy when he's killing and so sweet to the girl when he's not makes me think I'd definitely do him.

4) Rusty from Ocean's Eleven - mainly because it's Brad Pitt but also because he dresses wonderfully and oozes smooth. Although I wouldn't watch him eat. He's so messy.

5) Grenouille from Perfume. Putting aside all indications that he would most definitely kill me after he'd been 'done' (actually, he would 'do' me, fo sho), assuming, that is, that he liked the smell of me.

I have millions more. I am a degenerate, definitely.